I have a new friend in the house. I picked up this handsome little puppet of Pinocchio in Venice during our summer trip to the Mediterranean. He now sits on my “brag shelf,” standing guard over all the books and magazines where my work has appeared. It was a pretty big memento to stuff into my suitcase, but I couldn’t pass it up, seeing how my book, Wooden Bones, was coming out at almost the same time I was visiting Italy. You see Pinocchio puppets all over Italy, of course, but most of them have the traditional red outfit, and this one better matched the spirit of my book. The company who produced it is based in Italy, and there was only one store in all of Venice where they were sold.
Postcards from the Garage: Mt. Rainier

Picture taken on a fun day hike up to Mt. Rainier on Saturday with friend and fellow writer Mike Totten. A flat tire set us back a couple hours, but we still had a great day.
WOODEN BONES – Now Available!
First, the big news: Wooden Bones, my dark children’s fantasy that chronicles the untold story of Pinocchio, is now available in both hardcover and ebook from Simon and Schuster. What happened to Pino, as he came to be known, after he became a real boy? The answer: It turns out he can bring puppets to life himself, which gets him into a whole lot of trouble. Giant hungry wolves? Dead trees brought to life? Life-size puppets that march about like zombies? The book’s got all of that and more. I hope you check it out. It’s aimed at the 9-12 age group, but I think adults might like it as well.
It’s been a busy couple of months. In late July, I co-taught the Think Like a Publisher Workshop with Dean Wesley Smith, where we helped another room full of professional writers learn how to take advantage of all the ways writers can now go direct to readers — even while continuing to work with large traditional publishers, as I am. It was a great group and always fun to hang out with Dean and all my other writer friends on the Oregon coast. Hard to believe, but I’ve known Dean over twenty years, ever since I walked into his writing workshop in Eugene, Oregon when I was a nineteen-year-old college student and realized, right away, what a goldmine that workshop was for a newer writer like me.
The first half of August, my wife and I took off for Europe, embarking on a five country, ten plus city Mediterranean cruise, tacking a few days on at the beginning and the end. In all, we were gone 17 days, and it was quite a trip — Barcelona, Athens, Rome, Venice, Istanbul, I’m still mentally unpacking everything we did on the trip. It was expensive, no doubt about it, but we have no regrets; it was something we’d been wanting to do for a long time. And no, we didn’t take the kids. They stayed with the grandparents (we took them to Disneyland last year, which was the family trip), and had a much better time than if they’d been with us. Somehow I don’t think they would have appreciated the Sagrada Familia in Barcelona or the Parthenon in Athens quite as much as we did.
Other news? Well, I’m buckling down into the writing, working on a dark paranormal suspense novel based loosely on one of my short stories. More than that I won’t say until it’s finished, but the writing is going well. I also have a number of new audio books out. None of them are narrated by me (when I have more time, it’s something I plan to do, but not now), but they’re all excellent reads. All of them are available for digital download at Audible.com and Amazon, and should be available at iTunes shortly.
With the summer winding down toward fall — I was stunned to realize that the kids go back to school in two weeks — I’m hoping to have a nice, productive stretch of writing for the rest of the year. Traveling is great, but I truly am a creature of habit, and it feels good to get back in a creative groove.
What I’ve Been Reading Lately:
- The Hunger Games Trilogy, by Suzanne Collins. Fantastic read, and fully deserving of all the attention it’s gotten. Felt a little like Ender’s Game meets The Princess Diaries, in the sense that it’s very much told in the voice of a teenage girl (complete with a makeover!) but the action and war-heavy themes are there in abundance at the same time. I’d say the third book was the weakest of the three, but it was also the most ambitious in scope.
- Now and Then by Robert B. Parker. Another great book in the Spenser series, touching on infidelity, the meaning of marriage, and what makes two people stick it out through thick and thin. Not his best book, but then it’s Robert B. Parker, and even a run of the mill Parker is superb.
New Book: The Man Who Made No Mistakes
Exciting news! I’m pleased to announce the publication my latest short story collection, The Man Who Made No Mistakes, available as both a trade paperback and an ebook. Although I sometimes release ebook-only mini collections, this is what I consider my third major collection. (The Dinosaur Diaries and A Web of Black Widows being the first two.) It contains stories published in Analog, Realms of Fantasy, and other magazines, as well as a few original tales. It also bears a striking cover by Billy Norby. I’m very happy with the book and hope you enjoy it, too. A little more information is below.
What if you had the power to rewind time?
Make a scene in a restaurant, give your boss the finger, rob a bank just to see how it feels — you could satisfy any whim, fulfill any desire, make any wish you’d ever had come true. The man who wanders into Father Holder’s Las Vegas confessional says he has just such a power. The ultimate in wish fulfillment, he calls it. And if something goes wrong? No problem. He just rewinds. He’s the man who never makes mistakes.
Until, in a moment of weakness, he succumbs to the darkest impulse he’s ever had — and can’t find a way to undo it.
This remarkable tale leads off Scott William Carter’s latest short story collection. A dragon addicted to eating humans, a robot on a devastated planet with a spellbinding story to tell, Abraham Lincoln in a world of one-eyed dragons and drafty castles — hopping across time and space, genre and style, Carter offers up eleven provocative tales that are sure to please his growing number of fans as well as win him new ones.
Ebook:
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Praise for the stories:
“The Man Who Made No Mistakes is by far the most ambitious and morally complex story in this issue and arguably in any issue of the magazine since its last resurrection . . . It’s one of the strongest stories I’ve read in months, and I expect to see it on the awards ballots.”–Adventures Fantastic
“Beautiful and haunting.” —SFRevu
“A touching story about loss, and what it means to have someone with whom you want to experience life . . . Riveting.” —Tangent Online
“Carter shares the story of Karvo Portano, a biological-robot hybrid grizzly bear who sings opera. Well at least he used to, until someone pilfered his voice module . . . The story dazzled me. It is a witty, zany trip across the universe with a nice twist at the end and even a message of hope.”–Reading with Mo
“Carter weaves a successful tribute to old-school detective stories with the modern twist of exposing man’s foibles.”–Tangent Online
“I really enjoyed the spin on the classic android becomes a human motif, and this story is a great example of putting a fresh view on old ideas . . . Overall, the witty dialogue was one of the greatest strengths of the story . . . The plot was well stitched together, admirably so. I enjoyed the twists and turns of Duff’s journey, and its profound alieness transported me to this other world . . . a pulpish romp through space. —Nicky Drayden, Diary of a Short Woman





