‘Twas the Night Before Christmas (for Writers)



‘Twas the Night Before Christmas (for Writers)
(an arrangement by Scott William Carter)


‘Twas the night before Christmas when all through the publishing house

Not an editor was stirring, not even an intern’s mouse

All the contracts were done by the lawyers with care

In the hopes that poor writers would see them as fair

Then what to editors’ bleary eyes should appear

A miniature device holding a million books — right here!

A nerdy bald-headed man so bright and deft

I knew in a moment it must be Saint Jeff


And more rapid than paper, his device produced

Chaucer and Grisham and Patterson and Proust

And so on to the homes the orders soon flew

With packages full of Kindles and gift cards, too


Into the writer’s lives the Kindle came with a bound

It was dressed in opportunity and the future was sound

It turned not a page but there was no doubt it would stay

And filled all the bank accounts with a seventy percent day


And laying his finger on the side of his eReader

Then giving a tap onto the Internet Jeff loss-leadered

But I heard him Tweet as he dissolved out of sight

“Merry Christmas to all authors and to all authors — just write!”



Summer 2013 Update

It’s been a busy summer and it’s hard to believe that September is only a few weeks away.  Just back from a week-long camping trip with the family at Wallowa Lake, where we took a gondola ride up the Wallowa Lake Tramway, rode horses into the foothills of Mt. Joseph, explored Wallowa Lake in a little rented motorboat, played miniature golf, ate smores around a campfire, and went on a fun afternoon hike at Hurricane Creek with panoramic views of Sacajawea, Matterhorn and Eagle Cap Peaks.  Here’s a shot from my cell phone I took on our hike:

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I also read two books, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert Pirsig, and Flow by Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi.  Both have been on my list for some time, and both offered me insights into some writing/art/life issues I’ve been wrestling with lately, which I wasn’t expecting.  (Proof perhaps Richard Bach was on to something, I suppose, when he said in his book Illusions that you can open any book and find exactly the guidance you’re looking for at that moment.)  I’ll talk about those insights in just a moment, but first I have some tidbits of news I’d like to share.

First, it seems my latest book, Ghost Detective, has been well-received by readers (thank you!) and a number of people have been asking when I’ll be writing a sequel.  Rest assured, it’s coming, I certainly set it up to be a series, but I’m working on the next Garrison Gage book first. The Garrison Gage and Myron Vale series are the priority right now (part of the recalibration I mentioned in a blog post a few months back), and I’m gratified that they both have been selling fairly well.

I spent a week in July as an assistant instructor at the Advanced Master Class and had a fantastic (albeit exhausting) time.  This was a workshop aimed at professional fiction writers, not beginners, taught mainly by Kristine Kathryn Rusch and Dean Wesley Smith, with a number of other guest speakers throughout the week.   I can never truly pay Kris and Dean back for all the help they’ve given me over the years, so I jump at any opportunity to pay it forward to other writers.  Mostly, the focus was on helping writers adapt to the tremendous and exciting changes going on in the publishing industry right now, allowing writers to bypass the gatekeepers and go direct to readers.  I felt a bit nervous about this one, not because of the teaching, I’m used to getting up in front of people, but because the workshop was pretty much my idea, so if it bombed I would have felt pretty bad at having three dozen people fly from Boston, Houston, Toronto, and even Germany to attend it. Fortunately, based on the feedback from students, I think people got a lot out of it.

And I learned a ton, too.  Always a bonus.

The paperback version of Wooden Bones, my sequel to the Pinocchio story with a twist, is now available.  If you’ve been waiting for a cheaper version, now’s your chance.  It also looks like Simon and Schuster has also dropped the Kindle price to under $6.

I mentioned yesterday that my story, “The Elevator in the Cornfield,” is currently available as a free podcast from WMG Publishing.  A farmer and his son find an elevator in the middle of their cornfield one morning and strangeness ensues.  I believe it’s up for just another day or two, so give it a read (er, listen) now if you’re so inclined.  The audio version of the whole collection should be available shortly, but you can buy the print or ebook versions now.  This is part of the Fiction River anthology series, each book set around a different theme, and I’m proud to be part of it.  I have a couple stories in future anthologies as well, and I’ll mention them when the time comes.

Now, onto those writing/art/life issues I mentioned earlier.  One of the things I realized recently was that some of my personal goals related to my writing career were a little … misaligned.  They were goals that may have once been appropriate, but based on my own choices and needs, no longer really motivated me.  In fact, in many ways the goals themselves were preventing me from fully embracing the life I have now, making me feel like I was constantly preparing to live the life of a writer rather than just living it.  Then I came across this lovely passage from Flow by Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi:

The process of discovering new goals in life is in many respects similar to that by which an artist goes about creating an original work of art.  Whereas a conventional artist starts painting a canvas knowing what she wants to paint, and holds to her original intention until the work is finished, an original artist with equal technical training commences with a deeply felt but undefined goal in mind, keeps modifying the picture in response to the unexpected colors and shapes emerging on the canvas, and ends up with a finished work that probably will not resemble anything she started out with.  If the artist is responsive to her inner feelings, knows what she likes and does not like, and pays attention to what is happening on the canvas, a good painting is bound to emerge.  On the other hand, if she holds on to a preconceived notion of what the painting should look like, without responding to the possibilities suggested by the forms developing before her, the painting is likely to be trite.

Csikszentmihalyi was using painting as a metaphor for the need to adapt your goals as your life changes, but it works on both levels for me.  My life itself is just like a book, one I write each day I live.  For the longest time, I think I was trying to force a set of goals onto my life no matter how much my life changed, goals that were often making me feel like a failure no matter how much success I’ve had.  I started having some success as a writer when I let my fiction just go where it wanted to go instead of forcing it, and now it’s pretty clear to me that I need to do the same with my life.  I don’t need to go into the specific changes I’ve made, but needless to say, my goals are no less lofty, driven by the desire to become the best writer I can be, but now they’re also fully my own and allow me to embrace all aspects of my life without all the angst.  It’s also prompted me to make a number of small changes to make sure I’m living the life today, now, that I want to live, and not waiting for some arbitrary moment when my “real life” can truly begin.

New Story Published: “The Way the Rain Bends”

Just received the contributor copy in the mail of my story, “The Way the Rain Bends,” which was just published in The Los Angeles Review. It’s a provocative little short story I wrote while attending a workshop on the Oregon coast, set in Portland and told in second person, featuring the breakdown of a young marriage.  I read it the other day at a local reading and I still like it, very fun to read aloud, though it’s certainly dark and brooding.  Fitting for dark and brooding weather, I guess, which is what we’ve mostly been getting here lately.  I’ve been reading some of the other stories in the magazine, pieces by Natalie Goldberg and Ron Carlson, among others, really great stuff, and I encourage you to think about subscribing.

Just got word that Wooden Bones, my fantasy chronicling what happened to Pinocchio after he became a real boy, will be published in paperback next summer, which is welcome news.   My young adult novel, President Jock, Vice President Geek, was just released in audio, available for digital download from Audible.com and Amazon.com.  Plus my second mystery under my Jack Nolte pen name, A Desperate Place for Dying, featuring the curmudgeonly Garrison Gage, was also published in audio.

As for me, I carry on like usual, writing my four or five pages a day, reading good books, helping the kids with homework and piano, raking far too many leaves, and eagerly awaiting for each installment of The Walking Dead. I’ve also been extracting myself more and more from the Internet.  Went a little overboard during the election, which is usual for me, but I came out of it really questioning how engaged I want to be in general when it comes to the Internet.  I’ve already come to the conclusion that I want to be a minimalist promoting my work (believing, as I do, that the best way to increase your “discoverablity” as a writer, which is the latest buzzword in publishing, is to focus your energy on just writing more rather than trying to hype what you’ve already written, because more work means more gateways for people to find out about you as well as more for them to buy when they do — win, win), but I’ve also been feeling like I want to be a minimalst when it comes to how much time I spend reading online, too.

I already cut out all social media (Facebook, Twitter, and the like), and now I’ve been dramatically curtailing how much time I spend on listservs, blogs, and other things.  It’s a fine balancing act, because I like being informed, about publishing and the world at large, but I really, really like how I feel when I’m mostly disconnected from The Great and Powerful Digital Hive Mind.  The peace of mind is amazing.

This isn’t to say I want to give up the Internet completely.  It’s still the greatest tool for communication since the Gutenberg printing press.  But it is to say that I’m finding how to use it only when I need it (which isn’t nearly as often as I used to think) and not using it because I have this paranoid fear that Something Out There Is Happening And I Don’t Know About It.

WOODEN BONES – Now Available!

First, the big news:  Wooden Bones, my dark children’s fantasy that chronicles the untold story of Pinocchio, is now available in both hardcover and ebook from Simon and Schuster.  What happened to Pino, as he came to be known, after he became a real boy?  The answer:  It turns out he can bring puppets to life himself, which gets him into a whole lot of trouble.  Giant hungry wolves?  Dead trees brought to life?  Life-size puppets that march about like zombies?  The book’s got all of that and more.  I hope you check it out.  It’s aimed at the 9-12 age group, but I think adults might like it as well.

It’s been a busy couple of months.  In late July, I co-taught the Think Like a Publisher Workshop with Dean Wesley Smith, where we helped another room full of professional writers learn how to take advantage of all the ways writers can now go direct to readers — even while continuing to work with large traditional publishers, as I am.  It was a great group and always fun to hang out with Dean and all my other writer friends on the Oregon coast.  Hard to believe, but I’ve known Dean over twenty years, ever since I walked into his writing workshop in Eugene, Oregon when I was a nineteen-year-old college student and realized, right away, what a goldmine that workshop was for a newer writer like me.

The first half of August, my wife and I took off for Europe, embarking on a five country, ten plus city Mediterranean cruise, tacking a few days on at the beginning and the end.  In all, we were gone 17 days, and it was quite a trip — Barcelona, Athens, Rome, Venice, Istanbul, I’m still mentally unpacking everything we did on the trip.  It was expensive, no doubt about it, but we have no regrets; it was something we’d been wanting to do for a long time.  And no, we didn’t take the kids.  They stayed with the grandparents (we took them to Disneyland last year, which was the family trip), and had a much better time  than if they’d been with us.  Somehow I don’t think they would have appreciated the Sagrada Familia in Barcelona or the Parthenon in Athens quite as much as we did.

Other news?  Well, I’m buckling down into the writing, working on a dark paranormal suspense novel based loosely on one of my short stories.   More than that I won’t say until it’s finished, but the writing is going well.  I also have a number of new audio books out.  None of them are narrated by me (when I have more time, it’s something I plan to do, but not now), but they’re all excellent reads.  All of them are available for digital download at Audible.com and Amazon, and should be available at iTunes shortly.

With the summer winding down toward fall — I was stunned to realize that the kids go back to school in two weeks — I’m hoping to have a nice, productive stretch of writing for the rest of the year.  Traveling is great, but I truly am a creature of habit, and it feels good to get back in a creative groove.

What I’ve Been Reading Lately:

  • The Hunger Games Trilogy, by Suzanne Collins.  Fantastic read, and fully deserving of all the attention it’s gotten.  Felt a little like Ender’s Game meets The Princess Diaries, in the sense that it’s very much told in the voice of a teenage girl (complete with a makeover!)   but the action and war-heavy themes are there in abundance at the same time.  I’d say the third book was the weakest of the three, but it was also the most ambitious in scope.
  • Now and Then by Robert B. Parker.  Another great book in the Spenser series, touching on infidelity, the meaning of marriage, and what makes two people stick it out through thick and thin.  Not his best book, but then it’s Robert B. Parker, and even a run of the mill Parker is superb.